News update on Dinosaurs

This just in. Dinosaurs are fucking awesome. There was a scientist that said something about them being clumsy but a dinosaur ate him. That dinosaur then did pelvic thrusts and hooked up with hot chicks.

In other news.. Tigers apparently now have horns. Wtf.

The End is Near

That Tentacle Rape link was crazy. Too bad my monster IS a tentacle!

The French Tickler from Hell!

You can all smack talk about your monsters but mine is like an anime sex monster gone horribly wrong. Using my three throbbing heads, twisted tickler arms, and a giant, sucking, toothless mouth you wont know what happened or where to point on the doll when my monster is done with you. Don’t go crying to mother when your little pets get tentacle raped! See I can link things too. Go ahead, click it...

Love,

Andrew

"We have an emergency at the museum. All the dinosaurs are dead!"

From their initial discovery until the end of the first half of the 20th century, both scientists and the general public regarded dinosaurs as slow, unintelligent cold-blooded animals.

GPG Tournament 1 July/2008

Link To Battle Footage Page

FIRST PLACE WINNER
Benefactor: JAbles
Breed: Dino/Dino
Strengths: Skill & Power
CD: Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 "Soviet"

Life: 386
Power: 759
Defense: 375
Skill: 803
Speed: 376
Intelligence: 110



ROSTER:
Benefactor: Andrew
Breed: Plant/Tiger
Strengths: Life & Skill
CD: Queens of the Stoneage "Songs for the Deaf"

Life: 792
Power: 335
Defense: 241
Skill: 751
Speed: 533
Intelligence: 254



Benefactor: Bobby
Breed: Plant/Worm
Strengths: Life & more Life
CD: Cohead & Cambria "No World for Tomorrow"

Life: 976
Power: 457
Defense: 357
Skill: 593
Speed: 362
Intelligence: 136



Benefactor: Daroza
Breed: Jell/Pixie
Strengths: Defense & Intelligence
CD: Office Space Soundtrack

Life: 402
Power: 204
Defense: 699
Skill: 603
Speed: 401
Intelligence: 882



Benefactor: Eka
Breed: Plant/Jell
Strengths: Life & Defense
CD: Pink Floyd "The Wall" disc1

Life: 746
Power: 372
Defense: 739
Skill: 610
Speed: 229
Intelligence: 359



Benefactor: Forrest
Breed: Jell/Jell
Strengths: Defense & Skill
CD: Starcraft

Life: 362
Power: 350
Defense: 882
Skill: 730
Speed: 150
Intelligence: 302



Benefactor: JAbles
Breed: Dino/Dino
Strengths: Skill & Power
CD: Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 "Soviet"

Life: 386
Power: 759
Defense: 375
Skill: 803
Speed: 376
Intelligence: 110



Benefactor: KChung
Breed: Tiger/Tiger
Strengths: Skill/Speed
CD: The Diabolical Biz Markie

Life: 330
Power: 436
Defense: 262
Skill: 864
Speed: 740
Intelligence: 405



Benefactor: Patrick
Breed: Worm/Tiger
Strengths: Life/Skill
CD: Lee Morgan Blue Note "The Sidewinder"

Life: 807
Power: 498
Defense: 255
Skill: 705
Speed: 394
Intelligence: 133



Benefactor: Rory
Breed: Monol/Pixie
Strengths: Defense & Intelligence
CD: Stephen Colbert "I Am America and So Can You" disc1

Life: 302
Power: 150
Defense: 714
Skill: 449
Speed: 352
Intelligence: 594


Benefactor: Sung
Breed: Pixie/Pixie
Strengths: Intelligence/Speed
CD: FInal Fantasy VII disc1

Life: 190
Power: 227
Defense: 167
Skill: 468
Speed: 635
Intelligence: 739